What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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