You really coming over, don't trick.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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