My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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