Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You know, be my cock's hype man.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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