yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
how drunk are you?
Several
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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