Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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