Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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