i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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