i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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