Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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