Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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