Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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