from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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