I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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