this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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