Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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