is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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