i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
