Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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