Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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