OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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