I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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