Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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