So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
