I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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