Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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