Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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