hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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