I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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