There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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