I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
