the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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