I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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