How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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