who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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