Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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