I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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