we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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