dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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