Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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