I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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