Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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