I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
wow bdsm is so cute
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
