Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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