Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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