Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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