im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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