So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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