so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
