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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.

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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous

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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?

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you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.

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